1. The Kickstand, My New Casual Motorcycle-Themed Pub-eatery Featuring Sexy, Shirtless Male Servers in Tiny Shorts. At The Mall.

2. Use The Fork, Luke.
Use The Fork.

(To Scratch Your Back)

3. Baby Day!
-Wear A Bib and Onesy!
-Poop Your Pants!
-Fall Asleep in the Car!


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Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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