Dear Santa, Is It Day 105 in The Year of Fun Yet?

Dear Santa,
Is It Day 105 in The Year of Fun Yet?

1. Fifth Person Passive Aggressive Day.
Did Your Dad Tell Sally to Tell You To Take the Laundry Out Yesterday?

2. Next Week’s SNL Musical Guest—DVR ‘Skip.’

3. Today’s Saddest Profession:
Door-to-Door Catheter Salesman.

Dear Bryan,
Yes. Also, I don’t exist.
Love,
Santa.

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About gebryan

Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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