Your Recommended Daily Allowance of Warm Ice Cream Soup, Day 110 in The Fun Fun.

Your Recommended Daily Allowance of Warm Ice Cream Soup, Day 110 in The Fun Fun.

1. Retract Moratoriums on 420/Hitler’s Birthday Jokes.

2. Wow, That Hitler Must Have Been Stoned ALL THE TIME, huh?
(Reinstate Moratorium.)

3. What Am I Radicalizing Today?
–Hairdo.
–Supper.
–A Foreign Baby.
–My Mood.
–Fingernails.
–Stories About The End of The World.
–Hitler/420-Related Doritos Jokes.

Remember, only you can prevent, um, that for which you have direct or indirect ‘preventing’ control.
Or forest fires.

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Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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