The Oldest Day in The Year of Fun, Day 112 Wheezes Across The Finish Line And Collapses.

The Oldest Day in The Year of Fun, Day 112 Wheezes Across The Finish Line And Collapses.

1. Trade in Suicide Vest For An InVESTment in Sue’s Cider.

2. Close Eyes and Let The Tinnitus Transform The World Into A Live Radio Show.

3. Off The ‘Zesty’ List Today:
–Pepper Jack.
–Salad Dressing.
–Cheap Salsa.
–Redheads.

Bad Pop Culture Today: Netflix’s Hemlock Grove. The only show run through Google Translate into a foreign language and back to English before air.

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Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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