Guac, Guac, Guac The Mexican Duck Rides Again, Day-O De 125-O La Jaro de Sxercoj.

Guac, Guac, Guac The Mexican Duck Rides Again, Day-O De 125-O La Jaro de Sxercoj.

1. Kiss Me, I’m A Mexican Stereotype.

2. Relay Rat Race For The Cur(s)e.

3. The 21st Century–Every First President.

2000–1st Zipper Encrusted Prez
2008–1st Trying To Quit Smoking/Jazz Prez
2016–1st Ovaried Prez
2020–1st Rail-Riding Hoboed Prez
2024–1st Confederacy-Denying Redneck Prez
2028–1st Turbined Prez
2032–1st Mechanical Brained Prez
2036–1st Foreign Prez (North America)
2040–1st Furry Prez
2044–1st Reality Show Prez
2048–1st Mormon Prez (New Orthodox)
2052–1st Closeted Transgender Prez
2056–1st Holographic Manifestation of Nation’s Id Prez
2060–1st Toddler Prez
2064–1st Unicorn Prez
2068–1st Paper Tiger Prez
2072–1st All Original Parts Prez
2076–1st Co-President (New China/Sweden)
2080–1st Pelt-Bartering Prez (Squirrels)
2084–1st Reincarnated Prez (Mech-Brain)
2088–1st Felt Puppet Prez
2092–1st Necrophiliac Prez (Confirmed)
2096–1st Alaskan Prez

The 22nd Century–Every President.

2100–Gorganzia The Unstoppable
2198–‘Ed’

Congrats To All Those Hard-Working Straight White Men!

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Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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