One of The Flies on The Wall at The Amnityville House, Day 127, The Deer of Puns.

One of The Flies on The Wall at The Amnityville House, Day 127, The Deer of Puns.

1. Untuck My “I ❤ My Low Level Depression" T-Shirt.

2. Artie, Choke The Hearts of Darkness.

3. Stop Time.
Read Every Book, Hear Every Song, Watch Every Movie.
Know True Depths of Cultural Mediocracy.
Start Time.
Freak World Out With 2 Jillion Year Old Man.

Nostalgia Today:
Waterbeds, Anybody Got One?
Do They Still Sell 'Em?
Can I Fill 'Em With Warm Jello?
(Nostalgia Today Will Not 'Google' To Find Out.)

Other Uses For Fireworks Fillings:
Hillbilly Crank.
World's Longest Burning Snake.
The Exploding Fingers Mariachi Band.
Use To Clean/Ruin Wok or Pressure Cooker.
Bullshit Teenage Shenanigans.

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Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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