The Mother’s Day of Invention, Beautiful Day 132 in The Year of Mom.

The Mother’s Day of Invention, Beautiful Day 132 in The Year of Mom.

1. Storytellers, Gossips, and Idle Chatterers—Use The Journalist Basic Questions Pyramid Format When Jabbering.
In Order of Interest to Me And, By Narcissistic Extension, You:
Why
How
Why
Who
Where

Thanks.

2. Best Writing Advice I’ve Ever Received:
Just Write One Paragraph Every Half Hour For Sixteen Hours A Day, Seven Days A Week Until Done.
Simple.

3. Free Spencer’s Gift Novelty T-Shirt Idea.
Black T-Shirt (Natch). Picture of Old Timey Scroll With Beer Cans and Filled Ash Trays Around The Scroll. Written on The Scroll In Tiny Print:

Dear Science,
Due to Your Tireless Work and Shared Intelligence, In Just 200 Years, Life Expectancy has Doubled, Much of Life’s Hard Work Has Been Eliminated, Porn is Available Everywhere, We Can Fly in The Sky and Through the Co-operative Nature of Man’s Knowledge and Efforts, Life Can Only Get Longer, Healthy and Happier Than At Any Time in History.
To Celebrate,
I’m Gunna Destroy Every Spare Brain Cell And Live Twice A Long Doing It…
(In Large Print)

Let’s Party!!

(Tiny Print) …For Science.

Yesterday’s E-Bag Today
Oh, we get e-mail, e-mail just occasionally. Let’s take a look.
The first comment brings up an interesting theory on intellectual inquiry on Day 107:

New comment on your post “A Feather Duster in the Nose, Day 107 in the Year of Achooo.”
Author : http://www.dailymotion.com (IP: 147.255.162.57 , 147.255.162.57.rdns.ubiquity.io)
E-mail : andresyamamoto@gmx.de
URL : http://maximilianoguzman.com.ar/2009/05/26/railscasts-downloader
Whois : http://whois.arin.net/rest/ip/147.255.162.57
Comment:
If you’re facing a hacker that knows what they’re doing, then it won’t offer much protection. Wireless routers must be configured immediately for security right after you set up your network. One grand feature of Amazon kindle ebook reader revealed through kindle Wi – Fi is that it can allow you to download in parts, which means you can first download the starting pages of the book, and if you find the book necessary and right book required by you, then you can download the complete book.

Dear http://www.dailymotion.com,
Thanks For The Comment! Your Input Has Been Invaluable!
Sincerely,
The Year of Fun.

The second comment, also concerning the day 107 post, offers fantastic advice to keep yourself secure:

New comment on your post “A Feather Duster in the Nose, Day 107 in the Year of Achooo.”
Author : Wifi Hack Password (IP: 147.255.162.159 , 147.255.162.159.rdns.ubiquity.io)
E-mail : lyleaddison@gmx.net
URL : http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xzscok_free-wifi-hack-password-download-2013_tech
Whois : http://whois.arin.net/rest/ip/147.255.162.159
Comment:
Our desperate attempts at attaining luck were for naught.
Another thing that gamers want is a wireless headset that can be used for long periods of time without having to constantly be recharged.
Hardwired security systems will call for a lot more hardware;
while wireless security systems routinely have built-in
features that help save space and make installing much easier.

Dear lyleaddison@gmx.net,
Wow, The Year of Fun Certainly Appreciates Your Comments! Keep On Reading!
Sincerely,
The Year of Fun.

Our last letter deals with beauty and the nature of art and the creative process:

New comment on your post “A Feather Duster in the Nose, Day 107 in the Year of Achooo.”
Author : ellalovell.jigsy.com (IP: 196.3.181.162 , 196.3.181.162)
E-mail : barbramccue@gmail.com
URL : http://ellalovell.jigsy.com/entries/general/dragon-city-astuces
Whois : http://whois.arin.net/rest/ip/196.3.181.162
Comment:
Da Lat is known all over Vietnam for its flowers, so your tour
to Da Lat is not complete until one goes to the Da Lat Flower Gardens with the tastefully arranged flora are
orchids, hydrangeas, fuchsias, ferns, roses, lilies, and camellias.
In structures smaller than monumental compounds, but more complex than huts, lived fishermen, laborers, artisans and farmers.
Carracosta may be a combination of carapace (a hard, protective covering, ie.

Dear ellalovell@gmail.com,

Every letter, and your time, is important to everyone here at The Year of Fun.
Thank you for taking time to put fingers to keyboard.
Sincerely,
The Year of Fun.

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Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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