Polishing The Mirrors on Our Fanciest Shoes, Day 139 in The Year of Ugh.

1. Build Fortress of Solitude Out of Old Powerball Tickets.

2. Write Upbeat Soundtrack to The Day Using Old Kazoo.

3. This Year’s Upfronts:
Baby-ized Versions of Your Favorite Shows Dominate Fall Sked.


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Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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