D144

Emerging From A Cocoon of Wiry Hair, Beard Mites And Dandruff, This is Day 144 in The Zoo of Fun.

1. Release All The Naked Mole Rats From Their Psychological Cages.

2. My _ife and My Dead _ife.*

3. Places I Almost Always Hawk Up A Giant Loogie On The Exiting Sidewalk:

Burger King.
Kentucky Fried Chicken.
IHOP.

*From the Robyn Hitchcock’s Tiniest Book of Maddeningly Ab-Libs.

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About gebryan

Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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