How Long Before This Goes Bad,* Remembering The Years of Fun, Day 147.
1. Buy Pringles for The Third Annual In Memorandum Memorial for Veterans of Memorable Memorial Days in Perpetuity. Or Some Such Nonsense.
2. Start Flamewar With My Legions of Spambots.
3. Porn I Can No Longer Afford:
I spent all my money on mental masterbation.
*Today’s ‘Phrase That Pays.’