D156

The Tiny Sweat Shield in The Full Suit of Desperation, Day 156, Bucketfuls in The Year of Fun.

1. Scrape Bottom of Barrel for Untapped Potential Flakes to Rehydrate Into Soup.

2. Only 2 Days Until A Full Night’s Sleep: My Career Jobs in Broadcasting by bryan g, long-time shemp.

3. A Mantra To Get Through The Day:

“I’m Not As Fucked Up As I Used to Be, Right?!? It’s Gonna Be OK, Right?!?”

The Phrase ‘Fucked Up’ May Be Substituted With The Following Words, Among Many:

CRAZY HATED FAT THIN POOR HANDSOME RICH
SORRY CAT-FILLED CONSTIPATED LOVED LONELY HORNY CHESTY
DEPRESSED DESPERATE MUSICAL MATURE GULLIBLE HUNGRY OBSESSED
VALUABLE FANCY WELL-READ SMART DUMB IN THE LOOP GROUNDED
LIKED APOCALYPTIC RESTED FRIENDLY WET DRY SUN-BURNED
SICK HEALTHY MELODIC COHERENT SAFE TIRED IMAGINATIVE
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY UNHAPPY

Losing the war between thought and expression since I could talk.

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About gebryan

Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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