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Turning It Around on Toddlers and Asking Them Why, Day 159, Throwing Applesauce in The Year of Fun.

1. Initiate Werewolf Restraint Program for That Time of The Month.

2. Contemplato–Marvel’s Newest Superhero. He Can Stop Time. However, Only The Mind Works in Stopped Time, Allowing Heroes and Villains Time to Think, But No Action. Lots of Two-Page Text-Ridden Contemplation.

3. Today’s Words of Wisdom:
“To Fully Engender Empathy Toward Others, One Must Fully Examine Their Own Shortcomings and Failings.”–Adolph Hitler.

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Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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