D163

Waiting for The Government to Call, Day 163 Hair Twirling in The Year of Fun.

1. Rejigger DNA to Eliminate Itching, Dandruff.

2. Follow Spam Upstream as They Hatch into The Old Polluted Data Stream.

3. Phrases I Added to Signs at The Zoo Under Animal Diet:
Obnoxious Little Brothers.
Girl Fingers.
His Neighbor.
Dirt.
Mud.
Liberace.
Only Virgins.
(Various Popular Kid Names)

Tony the Tiger Loves Tyler the Toddler.

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Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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