Abandon All Plans! Nappy Nap Ahoy, Day 179 So Sleepy in The Year of Uh-Fuh.

1. Sew Knife Into Alex the Muppet’s Hand. Sing:

1, 2, 3, Let’s Free Daddy from The Big House.
Stab, Stab, Stab, Let’s Kill the Baddies and Not Grouse.
Count, Count, Count, The Iron Bars and All The Pigs Bloody Death.
Run, Run, Run, The Flashing Searchlights and Barking Dogs.
Cry, Cry, Cry, The Lonely Orphans and Juv-En-Ill De-Tent-Shun.

2. Brought to You by Lurching Momentum and All The Numbers Left Over.

3. I May Not Be Paul Rudd Daddin’ Out in This Pixies Shirt, But Your Baby Hates The Ramones.


What’s the Kim Deal? The Pixies have a new song out. Very 90’s Alterna-Rock in song and video and not necessarily in the good Pixies way.

Had a great and expansive comedy idea this morning, worked on it all day, only to fizzle as the tired grew. Let’s out sleep this burgeoning depression.
Tomorrow, the sausage will be made.


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Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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