The Boxing Day of The Fourth of July, Day 186, Uncle Santa, eh, The Year of Fumes.

The Boxing Day of The Fourth of July, Day 186, Uncle Santa, eh, The Year of Fumes.

1. I’m Gonna Turn This Flaming Car Around and Safely Drive This Flaming Car Home. — The Choice I Shoulda Made.

2. Tow Trucks Are Like Taking Your Car on an Adventureland Ride. Your Dead Car on a Cheesy, Overpriced Adventureland Ride.

3. Thoreau Woulda Walked to Work. (Rationalization) At 4 am at a TV Station. (Poorer Rationalization)

My 4th in 3 number thingys. Oh, stupid irony, losing a car on Independence Day. It was supposed to be another kind of ironic Independence Day Irony, the good, uplifting kind.

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Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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