The Softest Firmware Update Yet, Day 193, Shift-Shift-Control-Alt-F in The Year of Fun.

The Softest Firmware Update Yet, Day 193, Shift-Shift-Control-Alt-F in The Year of Fun.

1. Reductive Memory Techniques — It’s an Old Standby, but ‘Adjective Plus Celebrity’ Will Help You Remember and Condescend to any Stranger. *

2. Happy Birthday Perry Carnes, Sit On Uncle Al’s Lap and Whisper Your Dreams to Me.

3. Music Haves: Rich Guy Rap, Polka, Gospel, Frat Rock…
Music Have Nots: Poor Guy Country, Blues (Non-Hawaiian Shirt), Suicide Death Metal, Bar Band Music…

* Yesterday I saw Working Class Tom Waits, Ugly American Megan from Mad Men, and Bland Matt Damon. By far, ‘bland’ is my favorite adjective. Also, I am a horrible person, Mutant Grizzly Man Matt Groening Me.

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Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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