D193YoF. Over There —————————>

D193YoF

1. …It Worked Perfectly, My Plan to Devalue Hotel Rates in Florida is Coming to Fruition. — Bill ‘Howard’ Johnson, Owner of The Alabama Inn Hotel Chain and Sneaky MF Racist.

2. I’m in A Cialis Commercial Day
— Ride in Mini-Convertible.
— Sit in Bathtub Next to Loved One.
— Stare at Genitals with A Wistful, Teary, Pleading Eye.

3. Over There —————————>

(Sucker.)

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About gebryan

Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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