Because Premium Hot Pockets Exist, Day 197, Stupid Sing-Songy Jingles in The Year of Hoooot Pok-Its.

Because Premium Hot Pockets Exist, Day 197, Stupid Sing-Songy Jingles in The Year of Hoooot Pok-Its.

1. True Blood Drinking Game.
Say, “Because (They’re) So Damn Tasty” After as Many Lines as Possible.
Score Points for Funny/True.

2. Get Jenny McCarthy Behind New ‘Botox for Vaccines’ Trade-In Program. For the Children.

3. This Week on The A-Team:*
Hannibal Smith Taps His Cigar Three Times, Three Times, Three Times.
Faceman Finally Talks to First Suspect, Woman.
Mad Dog Goes Manic, Blows Up Stuff, Solves Case, Makes Friends with Ants Covering Skin, Crashes.
B.A. Can’t Not ‘Pity The Fool.’
Tia, When She Feels, Feels Invisible.

Nostalgia Today: Yesterday was payday.

Don’t Let Money Change Ya.
Laah, di-dah, da-da-dee-dah
Lah-di-dah, da-da-dee-dah
Laaaaah, di-dah, da-da-dee-dah
Lah-di-dah, da-da-dee-dah

Laah, di-dah, da-da-dee-dah
Lah-di-dah, da-da-dee-dah
Laah, di-dah, da-da-dee-dah
Lah-di-dah, da-da-dee-dah

*The A stands for Autism.
What will The A stand for tomorrow?
Only The A-Hole knows.

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Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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