The 10 Seconds After You Lock the Keys in the Car, Day 198, Jimmying The F$ck Outta The Year of Fun.

The 10 Seconds After You Lock the Keys in the Car, Day 198, Jimmying The F$ck Outta The Year of Fun.

1. I’m Only 1,540 Characters and 11 Tweets Away from Leaving Purgatory. Thanks, Pope.

2. Re-borrow Money from Jerelyn, A Beauty Shop Owner from The Philippines and Beneficiary of a Generous $25 Kiva Loan.

3. Some Articles from the New Rolling Stone:
Manson’s Favorite Beach Boys Songs.
Boston’s Best Spots to Get ‘Bombed’ on Rock.
Bob: The Other Zimmerman.
The FBI’s Most Hottest List.
Special Scratch and Sniff Insert: Do You Smell Smoke?
The Anarchist Cookbooks’ Easiest Recipes.
Yet Another Article on Foo Fighters.

So, today I locked the keys in Shelly’s car and found out my car is basically dead.
I hate cars and always have.
Burn in Hell, cars.

Cars, the most expensive thing you’ll ever hate.

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Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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