A Non-Recurring Feeling You Don’t Know How to Feel About, Day 215, Oh, I Don’t Know in the Year of Fun.

1. Find Sixty Degree Basement Room with Calf-High White Shag Carpeting. Strip. Turn off Lights. Make Shag-Carpeting Angels. Relive Childhood.

2. “…But Don’t They Know Dolphins Are Allergic to Birdseed?” — The Comeback I Thought of on the Drive Home from the Wedding.

3. “We Made Something I Like to Call The Pixie Blowdart.” — Billy, Portrait of a Sugar Freak. (ABC Books and Movies, 1980)


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Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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