Feeling Guilty About My Lack of Guilt About That Murder of My Mostly Guilty Guilt Feelings, Day 217, Not Innocent in The Year of Fun.

Feeling Guilty About My Lack of Guilt About That Murder of My Mostly Guilty Guilt Feelings, Day 217, Not Innocent in The Year of Fun.

1. Personalizing Today’s News:
Suspend My A-Rod.
Bulger My Whitey.
Terrorize My Embassy. (Red Level)

2. Randomly Follow A Dude Wearing a Suit Day.

3. “Put the Stripper Scene in the Promo, Then Everyone will Think Full Frontal, They’ll Line Up Around the Block” — The Miller’s Marketing Wizard who Thought Anyone was Buying it. (Seeing Jen’s Anistons, That Is)

Some more unsolicited praise from my mostly Spam audience:

“Thanks for the marvelous posting! I genuinely enjoyed reading
it, you happen to be a great author. I will be sure
to bookmark your blog and will come back at some point.
I want to encourage you to ultimately continue your great writing, have a nice
afternoon!”

Thank you and I will! You too!

Only a theme song holds back a truly great religion.

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About gebryan

Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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