Dammit, I’ve Gone Back to Rockville, Day 219, Red Eye Makeup in The Year of Fun.

Dammit, I’ve Gone Back to Rockville, Day 219, Red Eye Makeup in The Year of Fun.

1. If You Think It, Confidence! If You Say It Out Loud, Asshole! — The Confident Asshole.

2. Humidity Flounder — My Micro Budget Sharknado Rip-Off.

3. “Do You Know a Spirit Whose Name Starts With a J, John or Jane?” — Because Ghosts Don’t Know Their Own Gender, Just What Letter Their Name Starts With.*

Rockville is my new, slightly ironic, name for work.

Pure, stupid happy. Sorry if you’ve already seen it. It wasn’t a full-blown meme earlier this morning.

http://on.cc.com/14iIPfI

* J is the second most common starting letter for American names. Up your skills bullshit psychics, A is now the most common. Great luck for overlooked ghosts Andy and Allison.
* “Does She Like to Sing and Dance, Play Basketball and Eat Fried Chicken and Watermelon?” — Racist James Van Praaugh. (Saw him Basically Ask this Question, Fishing for Clues.)

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About gebryan

Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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