Day 220 on A Friday this Year.

Day 220 on A Friday this Year.

1. Scrap Artery Wall for Delicious Cheese.

2. Start Twitter Feed with Only “The Person Below” Accounts So My Feed is One Giant Circle Jerk.

3. Don’t Order the Calamari. — My Advice to Any Character in a Cronenberg Movie (David or Brandon).

More Praise from My Large Spam Following:

New comment on your post “Bitten By A Jelly Fish in The Sea of Possibility, Day ’93, Oh, The Years of Fun”
Author : equipo contra incendio (IP: ,
E-mail :
Hmm it looks like your blog ate my first comment (it was super long)
so I guess I’ll just sum it up what I had written and say, I’m thoroughly enjoying your blog.
I as well am an aspiring blog blogger but I’m still new to everything. Do you have any recommendations for first-time blog writers? I’d
genuinely appreciate it.


Gosh, first off, I’m a blogger, wow, the big leagues! My first piece of advice, drop the Hotmail account, maybe then you wouldn’t be blaming my blog for losing your post. Or maybe I saw it and just didn’t answer, but through sheer passive-aggressiveness you still pin all the blame on me. I’m answering now, jerk.
I gotta idea, aspiring blogger— blog. You know, the ‘duh’ advice every writer says. Write. Read. Work.
Oh, don’t belittle those from whom you’re pretending to get advice.
Just, Write, Read and Work, aspiring blog blogger.

Sorry about being so snippy. Usually my spam praise comments tend to be nicer and contain more non-sequiturs.



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Writer of pointless reviews, pointless-er comedy, lover of zombies, board games, already excited about upcoming life-changing heart attack.

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